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What movies have not aged well?

15.06.2025 00:03

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Ah so!”

-J W Pepper

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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Live and Let Die

You Only Live Twice

Goldfinger

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Moonraker

From Russia With Love

Dr No

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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